25 Funniest Analogies

Courtesy of a link from reddit.com, the 25 Funniest Analogies (Collected by High School English Teachers).

It's as funny as fumbling a falooda float...I know it's shocking that none of my analogies made the list, because I'm as witty as a wall of watermelon in the middle of winter...as pithy as a porcupine in a puddle of pomengranates...